I understand baby fever and wanting a guy’s kids. It happens to me a lot, but this is concerning because it’s specifically this one friend I know for a fact I don’t like that much? That’s why it’s weirding me out. It’s not someone I’m attracted to or anything, it’s just him.
Look, the answer is simple. Steal the dude's jizz sock from under his bed, rehydrate your man's love juice by chewing the sock for a while, insert into lady parts and voila, you're now pregnant with this guy's offspring and you didn't even have to touch him
IIN that I want my friend to impregnate me?
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I understand baby fever and wanting a guy’s kids. It happens to me a lot, but this is concerning because it’s specifically this one friend I know for a fact I don’t like that much? That’s why it’s weirding me out. It’s not someone I’m attracted to or anything, it’s just him.
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Look, the answer is simple. Steal the dude's jizz sock from under his bed, rehydrate your man's love juice by chewing the sock for a while, insert into lady parts and voila, you're now pregnant with this guy's offspring and you didn't even have to touch him