Is it normal that i want my boyfriend to suck on a lemon?

I can straight face eat a lemon. You probably wont get a baby reaction you want. Unless he reacts that way to normally sour foods such as vinegar.

Is that seriously the best thing you can think of him sucking on?

Uhhh kind of weird, but I'm sure it falls into some category of fantasies.

lol, funny prank, take a pic of it too heh

He'll do your lemons if you slobber his knob.

You have issues.

i wanna burn someones house down with a lemon like in that one video game

I would do that for a blowjob. As long as I get to go down on you after.

Sure.