Is it normal that i think that hank hill is sexy?

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If there were one man in all of the fictional and possible universes that I could spread'em for, it would be Hank Hill. I know that would be difficult, because part of the reason for which I find Hank sexy is that he's a family man who would never cheat on Peg (well, maybe if the affair involved propane, lol), but if I could tap that diminished gluteus I would. He's a former football player, has a strong jaw, is loyal to just about everyone in his life, and his simplicity really turns me on. I'd taste his meat any day.

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    His reaction to this post would be of course: BWAAHHH!

    also, enjoy:
    http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/8f9f6d8f67aff57f5acef4cd07b5becf/800460%20-%20Hank_Hill%20King_of_the_Hill.jpg

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    • Cuntsiclestick
      9 years ago

      That pic aint right, I tell ya what.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    What about his, uh.... narrow urethra???

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      So long as that's the only part that's narrow, I could care less. I don't want his babies or anything.

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      • EccentricWeird
        9 years ago

        I think you're simply infatuated with him, not in love. I think you've weaved a web of lies that was once your reality.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago

    that iin user aint right

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    My brother in law is the human counterpart of Bobby.

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    He can accessorize my propane, I tell you hwut.

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  • Sominn388
    9 years ago

    Hank is love, Hank is life.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I can just picture his face upon reading your words. Deep down, Hank Hill is sexually repressed. He needs someone that can unleash his beast.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Exactly. And a big-headed, neurotic wench who has convinced herself that she possesses linguistic and intellectual capabilities far beyond her scope is the last person who would be able to do that. "Ho yeah!?" That's pretty far from what Honey-Hank's thinking when it's Peggy's Pegging Power Hour, I'll bet.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    Is it weird that I immediately pictured this parody when I read your post?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHAebR9Aa8

    Anyway, your crush on him is normal. I used to have a crush on Gohan from Dragon Ball Z when I was a kid.

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  • pulse-punch
    9 years ago

    I said no before I read your post. After I read it, I understood what makes you attracted to him. So I guess it is normal. It's no different than my attraction to Velma from Scooby Doo or Rogue from X-Men.

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  • dasugaknows
    9 years ago

    Even when he was in beavis and butthead?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Not at all. And that wasn't even Hank, they just had the same voice actors.

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      • dasugaknows
        9 years ago

        I was just reading about it. Its pretty interesting. They originally wanted to portray hank as tom anderson's son. The person who does both of their voices is mike judge and, of course, he is the creator. Also, hank hill's character is actually based on neighbors of craig daniels who is another creator of the show. So, it looks like your dream man really does exist!

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        • [Old Memory]
          9 years ago

          I believe Tom Anderson is his great uncle or cousin. This was revealed in the first episode when Hank was talking to him on the phone.

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      • RainbowDischarge
        9 years ago

        Mr. Anderson!! I tell u boys hwat.

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