I suspect you need new glasses. Then perhaps you'll see the lovely you that we all see. I mean ew, you're so gross. Natural beauty?? That's disgusting! Funny? Makes me wanna puke! Helpful?? Just shut up already!!!
I like you because you seem so genuine.
Why they like you, I don't know. Maybe because you've mentioned using a strap-on before. You'd have to ask them.