Is it normal that i ran down the street naked and jerked off at 4:00am?

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My parents are away for the weekend. I woke up at about 4:00 and felt really horny. Suddenly I had the stupid idea to run down my street naked, and jerk off. I ran down the street and round the corner, in my PJ bottoms, and then took them off and hid in the shadow of a wall, and jerked off for a bit. Then, I got worried, and ran back home, naked.

Is there something wrong with me? ;/

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  • xTheShadyCharacterx
    10 years ago

    Damn grapist you just got fucking told. No i do not beleive this is normal i would not suggest doing it again. Maybe next time look at a picture of a city instead <-actual seriousness

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    That's not a very wise thing to do... You would have been better off doing that somewhere in the privacy of your own property.

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  • _Molotov_Cocktail_
    10 years ago

    Yes, there is something very wrong with you. If you tried that here in Leningrad, your johnson would turn black and drop off. I'm sure a Molotov cocktail or two would cure you of your insanity.

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  • ReoKado
    10 years ago

    (IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU?) Dude... do you really need to ask? You ran down the street naked and jerked off around your neighbor's house (I presume). Seriously, I don't think you really need to ask anyone to answer that question. I'm 100% sure you know that's not normal. Won't lie, I did the same thing back in college, but I was drunk so at least I have an excuse. What is your's?

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  • Grapist
    10 years ago

    Ok I'm going to honest here you are the biggest fucing queer on is it normal . I know what user this s and I may or maynt report u out of spite 4 beig a fagot. You are th.most annoying person on the interwebs so fukc off all ready

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Well clearly you don't know which user this is- I've never posted anything on here before. And given that you've already posted saying that you'd report me 'out of spite 4 beig a fagot', I highly doubt that you would be taken seriously.

      And the fact that you still use the words 'faggot' (notice the correct spelling there), and 'queer' as general insults in 2013 says more about you than it does me.

      Also, while we're on the point, your spelling will need a bit of work too, before anyone can really take you seriously.
      Corrections:

      fucking*

      'Is It Normal?' - Missing proper capitalisation and punctuation

      which* you know 'which user this is' not 'what user this is'

      is*

      may not*

      you*

      for* (this is English, not maths)

      being*

      faggot*

      the* (Also, no full stop needed- you haven't finished your sentence yet!)

      fuck*

      *Also missing full stop in the correct place, at the end of the sentence.

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