Is it normal that i put candy wrappers thru my paper shredder?

You can never be too careful. I shred all my personal information. To make it harder for the police detectives to reconstruct the shreds, I also put candy wrappers, newspapers, and non-damaging information thru my paper shredder. Police detectives take my trash. I want to discourage them from spying on me.

Good idea to be thorough. 4
Sounds a bit stupid to me. 6
You are neurotically paranoid. Go talk to a shrink. 2
Go build a hardened bunker for doomsday. 1
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  • EccentricWeird

    I'm just wondering how you've managed to type any of this out while being in a straitjacket.

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    • I'm off the grid. Except for logging into IIN.

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      • EccentricWeird

        Say hi to Jesse Ventura for me.

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        • How in the hell would you know about Jesse Ventura from way up in Montreal?

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          • EccentricWeird

            Because I WAS ON THE INSIDE.

            A FIGHTER.
            A GOVERNOR.
            A NAVY SEAL.

            YOU THINK YOU KNOW THE WHOLE STORY?

            probably

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  • Nickvey

    burn the shreds , its the only way to be sure. everything at the Iranian embassy that got shredded was put back together. shredding your marriage certificate doesn't make you divorced , i tried that.

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  • NewusernameNorecognition

    I don't see the point in shredding candy wrappers, or anything like that, but what I do know is anything you find important feel free to shred and burn. :)

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Put candy in it and see what happens.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    git a fireplace

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    • Well, okay. A BBQ would be a bit cheaper. Does them faggy ATFers spy on you and the kinfolk?

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

        alcohol tobacco & firearms is my hobby

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        • Yalls have interesting interests.

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