IIN that i'm nearly 22 and I haven't smoked once?

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  • Normal: Very few people actually smoke; and a fair amount suck.

    I actually smoked once... my mustache caught on fire and half burned off of me before I could put it out. Smelled really horrible...

    That occurred in High School English Literature class: We had to read "To Light A Fire" by Jack London. The person in the story could only save himself by lighting a fire when his hands were too numb from cold to hold the matches. He held them in his teeth, and managed to get the them lit to light a fire.

    The young lady assigned to do the class presentation on that story thought that since I was known to be very into Boy Scouts, outdoors, and camping that I could demonstrate how that was done for the class.

    Yes, I had a mustache in Jr. High and High School as I had scars that bleed if I tried shaving my upper lip (over the decades they have decreased to the point where I can now shave). But I have had a mustache most of my adult life.

    Anyway, the results were "spectacular" for the class as my mustache caught on fire.

    She was nice to me afterwards... :)

    I don't suggest smoking to anyone...

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