Is it normal that i'm a lazy sod who can't do anything right?

It’s normal to be lazy

Depends, I don't have anything to work with. What is it exactly you fucked up on? GIVE ME CONTEXT.

it's normal to be lazy , espetialy if you're being lazy about something you evryday , but it still depends .is it due to routine ? or is it due to low self esteam ? you see ? we need more context

Everyone is born pathetic and useless, it’s called infancy.

Everyone fails at life, it’s called death.

We are all born pathetic and useless. As you grow up you have to make choices that determine whether you stay pathetic and useless.

I might be lazy, I might be a sod, but I aint no lazy sod 😑

What's a sod?

Yep. Normal.

Same, babe.