Is it normal that i love when my boyfriend calls me a watermelon during sex?

During sex my boyfriend calls me a sexy watermelon and likes to pretend that he's fucking a watermelon instead of me. I LOVE it, it turns me on so much. I cum immediately.

You need to kill yourself 31
You're a freak 24
It's normal 30
It's not normal 38
I love it too 16
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  • Ellenna

    It's normal if it turns both of you on, but if someone said it to me during sex I'd crack up laughing....... now if someone called me a mango that'd be quite different

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    • ogrelord

      cheeky mango

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      • Ellenna

        Oooooooooooooh! Nice!!

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    • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

      How about....apricot?

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      • Ellenna

        Nah doesn't do it like mango does

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        • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

          Tangerine???

          Oh yea, you fuckin Tangerine! Give it to me!

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          • Ellenna

            No way! Don't you get it, it's mango or nothing

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            • Immune2BS&way2Illuminated

              Ohhh ok I see what your doing now you little mango. YOu can't mean that though i'm sure.

              But...how are you supposed to do a mango??? it's so fucking small..

              Yeah you want that you little tiny fucking mango!?! YOur Just a Hot little Mango are chu??? You take that mango outta the supermarket right this instant and give me some extra slices!!

              How is that? Better? worse? 5*'s?

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  • Fuck_IIN4

    Just wait until he replaces you with a real watermelon..............................

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    • Phebe

      holy shit

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  • Roustabout

    Normal. I can't shoot my bisquick unless my lady calls me a sweet potato.

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  • ViolentKitty

    If my boyfriend called me a watermelon during sex, I would dry up like a desert, lol. But hey, if that's what you like..

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  • cinderellasundergarments

    Fuck sake!

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    • 123456789assssssss

      No, fuck watermelon.

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  • Cedric_Diggory

    Yes, it's normal for watermelons to start dripping profusely when somebody has sex with it.
    Not normal for one to be able to create an account on a forum and ask questions

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  • Phebe

    sorry, i don't speak watermelon.

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  • Couman

    Hard and green on the outside, pink and tasty on the inside. Wait... green?

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  • Wrapped

    Watermelon.
    https://goo.gl/QnzXUF

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  • Blue_Velvet

    Wtf

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  • funlovingbitch

    I have been called that myself because I'm always moist and juicy

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    • cunt_eater

      You arent moist and juicy at 57 years old , so don't flatter yourself and pat yourself on the back.
      Females in their 50's are all dried up.
      Just like men in their 50's get ED.

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      • rep9

        That's a man role playing as a woman just so you know dude.

        Wait aren't you like 60 something? Lmao.

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      • Ellenna

        You don't know anything about older women, do you?

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