Is it normal that i love the devil

I dunno that's kind of cool Maybe it rains blood instead of snow? But still hardly worth your immortal soul...

Everything inside a snow globe is real! That is the true hell. The Xtians have got it all wrong, the is no fire and brimstone. Only a life in a globe that folks shake once in a while, but otherwise boring as hell.
You ever watch the water swirl around when you flush a toilet? Well that's the real Xtian heaven, no lie. They flush their one good life down the drain expecting life everlasting after death. Their loving god (obviously not too bright though) thinks that is what they want for a heaven, so that's what he gives them. Flush, flush, flush. Shit, pee, toilet paper and used tampons, everlasting. Great trade Xtians.

its not snow, but ash from hellfire, coating the tiny happy village as they suffocate as die each time you shake it