Is it normal that i love shoving things up my butt?

I do it all the time, sometimes i'll even sleep with things inside my ass. Like last night I put a couple eggs in a grocery bag (just so I could use it as a handle to pull them back out later) and planned on going to sleep with them inside me, but ended up having to take them out because they were pressing right into a sensitive spot (which normally would be a good thing, but when it's like that too long it's kind of torture)

and anyway it'll be ANYTHING I can fit in there, and sometimes i'll even do stuff like a couple times I shoved raw eggs in by themselves and then used a pen to break them open inside of me,

another time I used a knife (not one that could cut too much, I don't have a death wish lol) and got off on the bit of pain it caused,

it'll be random things, like whatever I can find laying around.

Is It Normal?
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  • You must have a really loose ass if you can shove whole, raw eggs up there without them breaking. Unless off course they were hummingbird eggs.

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  • I won't eat scrambled eggs ever again.

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  • Wait, what kind of eggs are we talking about here? Shell and all, deviled, scrambled, over-easy, omelet, poached or just the yoke, or egg whites or both?

    I make the best omelets but Idk if I would be cool with you shoving it up your ass.

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  • If you haven't already, watch "Jarsquatter". It's about this guy who sticks a glass jar up his ass, which breaks while it's still up there. I read an interview about the guy, not that long ago, and he apparently is still alive.

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  • "Honey, why do you buy so many eggs?"

    *Squelch* "Oh... Well, I'm..." *Squelch* "...I'm working out you know and..." *Squelch* "...heard eggs are good for, you know... *Splchk* ...muscles and..."

    "Honey, there's what looks like raw yolk gushing out of your shorts!"

    *Shlksplffff* "Oh would you... look at that..." *Splutukshffffff* "I.... I gotta go to work. Give my love to the kids."

    *Ka-spulch*

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  • For some reason im like that 2. Tooth brushes (used by me only) , pencils, my thumb!, ect. Just whayever I can find!

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  • I have a fantasy about going to a club and being separated from my girl. I end up in a room with 2 Guys who tie me down on my Knees. They then switch a tv on and my girl is being pleasured by 2 men and enjoying there big cocks. The 2 men in my roon strip naked and `rape me. the thing is i cant stop them and i am so horny watching my girl fuck.

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    • That is hot!

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      • I keep having the dream where I would break into Harrison fords house while he is sleeping, tie him up and start punching him in the face until he is barely alive and then suck his dick

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  • I put a condom on my hand and stuck it up my ass the other day. I fell asleep and woke up with an embarrassing ring around my wrist because the condom was too tight.

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  • Jeebus christ, that's scary!

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  • If you happen to cut yourself up there with am egg shell (or knife?!) you could get an infection that could get you really sick. Find something safer to stick up there if you must

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  • I would love to find out about the male g spot but what ever i try hurts to much to overcome the pain. Cant wait to have an anal orgasm.

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  • mmmm anal insertion is not for everyone,butt when su get into it wow its great. I like to do it with 3 vibes of various sizes small first and work up to the biggy but some days I cant take the small one!!!!! other days im looking for big stuff and wanting to enlarge my ring

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  • eww is right

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  • Sound like a secret wish to be a chicken and lay eggs. You should probably start shopping for anal toys on adameve.com

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  • Eww.

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  • It's a bad habit

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  • you need to die.

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