Is it normal that i like rubbing mayonnaise all over my body?

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I love mayonnaise so much I just want to rub it all over. PLS HALP!

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago | pl

    Try having a gangbang and have the guys shoot there loads all over you. Better that mayo by far.

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  • NeilYounger
    7 years ago | pl

    Troll. You do no such thing. You are just after laughs here. You can't taste something that you rub all over your body. So what would be the point? You love mayo. Okay. Why would you waste it like that? You could have written a better troll about loving mayo. Wait a week and try it again. Okay?

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  • jethro
    7 years ago | pl

    Do you use real Hellman's? Or do you use Miracle Whip salad dressing. People often refer to Miracle Whip as mayonnaise? If you do use the real Hellman's, have you tried the flavored ones or the one with olive oil?

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  • bittermayonnaise
    7 years ago | pl

    Mayo is just fat and protein, it's probably good for your skin.

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    • ShaggyMcFly
      7 years ago | pl

      Lol the aim of this website is to find out if the weird things you do in your life are considered normal and if others do the same.

      Jeez for fuck sakes this is supposed to be a fun site don't take everything so seriously.

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