Is it normal that i like being constipated?

I like being constipated because it helps me to suppress happiness. It also helps me suppress memories of the terror of being harshly toilet trained when I was whipped with a stick that had thorns on it. (My religious mother got the idea from Jesus's crown of thorns.)

Anyway, is this normal?

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19% Normal
Based on 27 votes (5 yes)
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Comments ( 34 )
  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    no more wire hangers!!!

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    • Thank you sir. I needed that.

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  • ellnell

    Nice troll.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Yeah, this is primo trolling.

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      • You are not mindlessly happy. I have read about your gaslighting family. This means you are well familiar with a constipation mindset, regardless of regularity.

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        • RoseIsabella

          Well, the thing about your situation is that the reason why you like being constipated sounds rather odd. Most people who enjoy being constipated enjoy it for other reasons that I won't get into.

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          • leggs91200

            I cannot imagine constipation being any more enjoyable than having a sprained ankle.

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            • RoseIsabella

              That's pretty bad, I sprained my left ankle twice over twenty years ago, and now I can predict the weather with it. 😕

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          • Well thank you for understanding me. I won't get into it either.

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  • leggs91200

    the thorn part - that sounds like something a fundamentalist christian would come up with

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    • RoseIsabella

      Fundamentalists are crazy!

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    You can come up with better than that

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    • d0esnormalmatter

      Hey I thought it was pretty funny. Not even close to believable, but at least funny.

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    • Yes, but some posts are about uninteresting problems. If your sincere advice could help me, I'd appreciate knowing it.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Did you keep pooing on the floor or something?

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  • SmokeEverything

    I'd way rather have diahrea than constipation. Just a personal preference.

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    • RoseIsabella

      I had bad colitis about 13 years ago, and that diarrhea was Hell! I was on painkillers, and had to be on a liquid diet until the pain, and inflammation was gone. I was from work for about 6 weeks! It was no joke.

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      • See? Constipation isn't that bad, is it?

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        • RoseIsabella

          Constipation can cause hemorrhoids, and it can contribute to the development of IBS.

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          • Meh. When the alternative is vomiting out your ass, I'll take the constipation. Thank you for not criticizing the unhappiness with which I am so comfortable.

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            • RoseIsabella

              Well, I personally hate diarrhea. Also you can chap your ass from all the constant wiping, and then end up with a rash, and infection from the rash coming in contact with the diarrhea. Diarrhea ain't no fun for anyone.

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  • cupcake_wants

    troll

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    • bigbudchonga

      FEED IT. Trolls that come up with good stories deserve feeding

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      • McBean

        Your statement, in itself, demonstrates advanced trollmanship.

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        • bigbudchonga

          Thank you, good sir

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    • I gives me faith that some fortunate people like you get good enough parents that they go into denial about these things. Just remember that sicko people have kids. If you were born into a family like this, there would be little you could do.

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      • cupcake_wants

        Nobody ENJOYS being constipated. It's miserable because ur stopped up, feel uncomfortable, need relief, etc. And you come along and say it's fun. That's why ur a troll.

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        • No, it's not fun. But, I'm sort of a fatalist. I don't like excessive fun. I don't like mindless happiness. I admire Alfred Hitchcock. He scared the wits out of mindlessly happy people. I guess I'm saying that my natural state of mind is the same as yours when you are constipated. And, I'm sure you have met (and avoided) people like that.

          Now is your chance to say something to one of them. It's your moment in time. Shoot.

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