Is it normal that i keep getting abducted by aliens?

I have been abducted by aliens at least three times. In two of the encounters, I was a kid at the time. However, there was an occasion where aliens entered my bedroom as an adult. Unfortunately, I have likely been abducted by aliens repeatedly and every night I fear that they'll return and take me again.

In addition, a friend of mine was taken I believe. She never mentioned alien abduction, but she noticed an unusual hole drilled in her leg that likely was the result of aliens. I have another friend who was abducted by aliens, once while he was in the car.

It's odd. For some reason, not only have I been abducted by aliens..... but it's almost as though the experience is somewhat common among people I hang out. My mother also was abducted by aliens, and one time we were even abducted by aliens together. Though, she denies this.

My cat is quite scared of aliens when they're shown on television. Sometimes, I almost wonder if he might've been abducted by them too?

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Comments ( 12 )
  • BlackCatsAreAwesome

    Pics or GTFO.

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  • Annie25

    Have a camera installed in your bedroom.. maybe you get something on tape? And finally have proof

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  • CozmoWank

    I hate when that happens.

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    • Wrud

      me too

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      • Were you abducted by the grays too?

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        • Wrud

          Yep they took me to a special place schizophrenia and I got out and they keep trying to put me back there

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          • CozmoWank

            I really hate when that happens.

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  • jethro

    Do they perform anal probing on you?

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    • Asatchi

      Mmmm anal probing ooooh Aaaah

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    • lol, but nope they actually didn't do that. At least not that I recall.

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  • CreamPuffs

    Have you tried a tinfoil hat? Always works for me.

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  • PoopHoarder

    I got abducted and they used the probe. It was amazing but the only problem is I have a satellite dish that periodically shoots out of my ass.

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