Normal? Fuck no and you know that. Solution? A quick visit to an adult sex novelty shop where you can buy a strap-on and lube. Then a casual drive along the local hooker's stroll late at night where you will find a variety of fun loving freaks willing to fulfill your chronic desires for a small fee. Then a quick trip to a nearby crack whore motel that rents sleeze rooms by the hour. Oh, and don't worry about the totally lame excuse you'll give your wife to explain your absence: you'll think of something. Thus, problem solved. Your welcome.
IIN that I have a desire to get my ass fucked as I'm a straight man
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Normal? Fuck no and you know that. Solution? A quick visit to an adult sex novelty shop where you can buy a strap-on and lube. Then a casual drive along the local hooker's stroll late at night where you will find a variety of fun loving freaks willing to fulfill your chronic desires for a small fee. Then a quick trip to a nearby crack whore motel that rents sleeze rooms by the hour. Oh, and don't worry about the totally lame excuse you'll give your wife to explain your absence: you'll think of something. Thus, problem solved. Your welcome.