Is it normal that i hate all my neighbours to death

I absolutely cant stand them. I hate the sight of them. I hate to hear them. I hate to smell them. I often feel like I could bash them to a pulp. They are overly nosy. They are too lazy with their pets. They are to noisy. I hate being outside my house when they are there. They don't work, which is fine with me, but if you have all this free time can you please clean your property and look after your pets. They play that god awful music to 3 in the morning. They get drunk and yell all hours of the night.

I want to live somewhere where I have no neighbours or they are far enough away. I'm serious though! I want to violently beat the shit out of them. Its not even that they are that bad, I mean they can be fucked but I just hate them. I want them gone. I want privacy. I want to be alone.

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Based on 23 votes (14 yes)
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Comments ( 44 )
  • Aethylfritha

    Yes. They sound like real trogs. I hope to live further away from other humans especially loud crass ones.

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  • controversy

    yes, that is normal.

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  • ellnell

    I am fine with my neighbours as long as they leave me alone and dont even think about saying hello to me.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    I'm like this too. One day you should move to a more rural area. Its really amazing to just walk outside buttnaked to throw the trash away. The best place to move is close to a walmart but on a road where the houses are very spread out. Even if you dont have a lot of property if you have woods all around you thats basically your shit too.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      yall better watch for them fuckin asshole bears when yallre paradin round nekkid with the trash

      nowhere to conceal a firearm that ive been able to pull off in that situation

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      • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

        There's not supposed to be bears in this area but I've met several ppl that have encountered them. I think they finally caught one on camera in south Nashville.

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    • Sounds good.

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  • jethro

    They probably feel the same about you. You get back what you send out.

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    • Hope so!!

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  • Jennifer21

    Move

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    • If only it was that easy.

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  • sausagemolester

    I want to chop my neighbour's head off and shit down their neck. So yes that is normal.

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  • Yes, except I want to kill my neighbours with my bare hands when they keep me awake at 2 am

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  • raisinbran

    I have idiot neighbors with chickens and roosters about 3 yards from my bedroom. The rooster has decided I should wake up at 5.

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    • Been there. Had to accidentally let my dog in their yard and could only find him once the birdie had been killed.

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  • DIO

    Have you ever heard about carbone monoxyde poisoning?

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    • Fugazi,again

      Do a Walt Disney job on their ass

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    • carbone monoxyde poisoning? No, is that some kind of get in CAR and break their BONE by driving into them monoxyde. Unless you weeeeeeee french :)

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      • DIO

        All I'm saying is that their oven could "happen" to "malfunction".

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        • Officer, just because I have a can of petrol in one hand, lighter in the other and standing out front of my neighbours burning house doesn't prove anything.

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          • DIO

            Exactly. Just a coincidence.

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  • mandownunder

    Sounds like you have anxiety to me.. why?, I heR you say.. because I have been through it.. I'm now 36 and still wished I live in the middle of the bush away from society

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    • Middle of bush sounds good to me! Cook me homebrand snacks on the fire, bath time in the river, yellin at galahs to stop laughing, wippin me ass on gum leafs. Right on brother!

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  • leggs91200

    I am guessing you live in the hood?

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    • No.

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  • RoseIsabella

    It's nice, and quiet where I live, and I thank God for that.

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  • GaelicPotato

    It's not normal to have aggressive tendencies towards your fellow humans, no.

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    • Fugazi,again

      Gay answer

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      • GaelicPotato

        No u

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    • Fag answer

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      • GaelicPotato

        No u

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        • You silly gay, I mean GAElic skirt wearing little scottish mouldy spud. How dare you turn it around on meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

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          • GaelicPotato

            Irish*

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            • Fugazi,again

              Gay lick potato

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            • Iwish* you wasn't gay lick* er dick.

              ;)

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