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i humped a pillow till i came pretending it was a girl cause i was bored of jacking off when i was 14..why am i even asking?
| ma man! i did it too | 51 | |
| no its not normal | 4 | |
| its kinda wierd | 30 | |
| its normal | 54 | |
| what in the fuck is wrong with you? | 15 |
She went away and left me
Oh She never said a word
And even if she would have told me
I probably never would have heard
Well she once said no other woman honey
could lay up in her bed
Noe theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
cum stains on the pillow
in the middle of the bed
I found me a true fine momma
and she got some damn good head
but i hope shes out there listening
to every word i said
Cause theres cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
(Play it now Guitar Solo)
Here now when she took my Cadilliac
That didnt bother me abit
When she took that blue tick hound
she shouldnt ever done that shit
Never thought Id see the day
Her love would be as dead
as the cum stains on the pillow
Where she once laid her head
Cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of the bed
Found me a too fine momma
and shes got some damn good head
I hope your out there listening
To every word i said
Cause there cum stains on the pillow
where you once laid your head
Yes theres cum stains on the pillow
In the middle of bed
A walked into the bathroom half asleep my Mrs was fucking the tap while it was on full blast
I do this all the time, I am a mother of two with a husband and still feel the need. I usually go into the bathroom prop myself up on the corner of the vanity where my feet are hanging and just grind on it. The sharp corner puts so much pressure on the clit the orgasm is out of this world, if my children or husband are around Its hard the moaning and rocking gets out of hand... then I'm forced to use the warm tap. Works like a charm
My ex and I had a conversation about weird masterbation and he had told me about fucking his mattress. And also for some reason his door. He said he hung from the frame and furiously fucked the door untill he came. Now that I think is not normal
better to use your parents credit card to buy a life like pussy and asshole from the sex shop online
It's a bit weird, but relatively normal compared to incest, sadomasochism, painal, etc. So I say it's fine.
It could've been worse, besides, pillow humping is normal for both sexes.
(Just realized sexes is a palindrome)
Dogs fuck pillows, I don't know about cats, and I knew a horse that got it on with a bush. So like I said, could've been worse.