Is it normal that i feel insanely uncomfortable when i'm in public toilets?

I never go to the urinal cause it makes me anxious so I go to the toilets behind the doors but even then I feel so exposed and uncomfortable. Others hearing what i'm doing is my worst nightmare. I hate being spotted walking out the toilets too, i could die.

Is It Normal?
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  • Find the busiest public toilet you can, and do the loudest piss you can and you'll realise it doesn't matter at all

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  • When I leave a public restroom, I like to hold up a big sign that reads "I took a massive dump-a-roo!"
    I also like dragging the stench out with me.

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    • What if everyone started clapping and cheering the way they do when a kid is successfully potty training? Be like "Alright Cozmo, what s big boy!"

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      • I like recognition for my efforts.

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        • You ought to film the event and post on youtube.

          Imagine, it goes viral. Likes and subscribes.
          you get rich and gain corporate sponsors. Lighting your cigars with $20 bills.

          You could become the next billionaire and buy this very site with the change in the ashtray of your brand new Bentley.

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  • Urination and defecation is a human need for everyone. We all piss and shit. So what if people hear you pissing in a toilet or doing a massive fart? Most people in their right mind would prefer you to go to a toilet to do all that stuff. At least you don't just drop your pants on the street up against a lamppost and shit right there!

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  • I think a lot of men get shy in the public restrooms. Women, however, do not. It is a carnival of gross sounds when a woman is in the stall.

    So for the men's room, if you see someone is in the stall and sitting on the toilet but it is dead silence, just yell, "I don't hear anything coming out!"

    OR, it could be like this scene from Naked Gun - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyWXgLToW7I

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  • Yes, that is normal.

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  • I've never met anyone who is 1000% confident when walking out of a public bathroom, lmao. It's usually not the most hygienic of places.

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