Is it normal that i can't trust my boner?

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I was lying down and my gf's cat jumped on the bed and walked towards me between my legs and I got a boner. After which I had an urge to pound that poor kitty's dothole but don't worry I just petted him and when he left the boner disappeared

Another time I was eating a slice of cheesecake and I got a boner and I paused because I had an urge to stick it in there and make the rest of the cake look like a donut. I didnt

Then another time I shaved my privates and after I wore my boxer briefs I got a raging boner. That time, I got fed up and beat it

What is wrong with me. I swear women have it easy

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  • Lamronba
    9 years ago | pl

    I can't trust mine eather. Not after it wrapped itself around my neck and threatened to kill me.

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  • ۩۞۩
    9 years ago | pl

    Women have leakage problems from wet a vagina. Are you aloof?
    महिला ओले एक योनीतून गळती समस्या आहेत. आपण अलिप्त आहेत?

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago | pl

    Are you in your early twenties?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      Yes

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    Contain it within a male chastity belt. I dare you to try getting an erection while your penis is locked in one.

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  • Holzman_67
    9 years ago | pl

    wow. disturbing.

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  • Gspyder
    9 years ago | pl

    If this is a serious post (which I doubt), jack off more.

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