IIN that I can't stand guys with pork pie hats or backwards ball caps?

"... and don't forget the business district for that finely groomed fresh off the conformity conveyor belt look."

I'm thinking that part of their motivation could be that they want to look sharp to keep bagging those 'fresh off the conformity conveyor belt' hundred grand plus salaries, plus bonuses and great benefits.

I would gladly have worn a suit and tie for the last 40 years if I'd been paid triple what I averaged for each of those years. As it was, I probably wore a tie fewer than ten times.
Q: So can I now buy a yacht with what I saved in dry-cleaning costs?
A: No, but maybe a used Prius.