Is it normal that i am jesus

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Im Jesus just saying what are you going to do?

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  • dirtybirdy
    6 years ago

    Meh, just another Mexican, no biggie i guess

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    • dirtybirdy
      6 years ago

      Also...https://youtu.be/u1xrNaTO1bI

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  • RoseIsabella
    6 years ago

    Don't nobody believe yo crazy ass is Jesus, fool.

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    • The_Loitering_Creep
      6 years ago

      This crazy ass needs a hysteric story line to shock emos into a mesmerizing trance. Convincing people to buy wishful thinking goes hand in hand with good sales; ask any televangelist.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    6 years ago

    I'm going to bake a cake. One with strawberries, buttercream frosting, and chocolate chips.

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    • RoseIsabella
      6 years ago

      HURRAY!

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        Whoooooo!

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        • RoseIsabella
          6 years ago

          I want to bake some brownies too!
          :^)

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            6 years ago

            I'm actually going to bake some sometime this week. They're going to be Smores brownies. Yum!

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    • xfg52
      6 years ago

      Buttercream. I had a hamster named Buttercream once. I love hamsters because they're much easier to adopt than cats and dogs. There's basically no paperwork. So you can buy a new one every week.

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        I had a albino dwarf hammie named Snowball once. She was pretty evil. Always bit me when I was cleaning her home or giving her more food/water no matter how gentle I was. XD

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      What does that have anything to do with anything

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        6 years ago

        Absolutely nothing. I just like cake.

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  • Nastynate
    6 years ago

    Mexican?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      No Im Black

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  • HImynamesidk
    6 years ago

    i believe you're jesus lol why not

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  • [Old Memory]
    6 years ago

    Can I have a new plasma tv, oh Lord?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      6 years ago

      Yes if you are a good boy and ask Santa real nicley

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      • [Old Memory]
        6 years ago

        I thought JC could do anything.

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      • [Old Memory]
        6 years ago

        Good girl rather.

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  • Murun
    6 years ago

    It's a fairly common name in some parts of the world.

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    6 years ago

    No problem

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