Is it normal that i accidentally summoned satan in my house?

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Yes I need help. I was trying-out a demon-summoning ritual I found on the internet just for fun, and now Satan himself wanders around my house. How do I get him out? I've tried crosses, but it doesn't seem to be working at all. I tried creating holy water and pour it over him, but that didn't seem to be working either. Any advice on how to rid my house of Lucifer?

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  • jodi1955
    2 years ago

    accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and he and he alone can make satan leave.

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    • Irizu3748392746483938
      2 years ago

      Even though this post is fake, you do not know how all of that works. Just because you accept him as your lord and savior, doesn't mean the demon/devil is gonna be like "Oh shit! they're accepting him as their lord and savior. Better take my ass out of this goddamn house".

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      • chuy
        2 years ago

        @jodi1955,, is right, that's step one...you need to gather some people of the faith and the a clensing of the home...read salms 91...

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        • Irizu3748392746483938
          2 years ago

          No, they are not right. That's not how things work. And no, I won't read some dumbass book where a lot of things in it are made up shit.

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          • chuy
            11 months ago

            Ok then suit yourself

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    2 years ago

    pay me 50 bucks plus travel expenses and ill turn the dingo loose on his ass

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  • Irizu3748392746483938
    2 years ago

    1. This is fake.

    2. Call an exorcist.

    3. A bunch of strangers are not going to know how to get the bitch out of your house.

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    And I accidentally summoned Lilith.

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    • Boojum
      2 years ago

      She's a fun lass.

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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    That’s stupid.

    He was always there.

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  • pixie_dust
    2 years ago

    Get a sage bundle and burn it. You can usually buy them at hippie stores in the incense dept.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Is that any worse than having your TV stuck on MSNBC and having to watch Joy Reid?

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Contact local exorcist or maybe call Ghostbusters or maybe the Winchesters.

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    • YE
      2 years ago

      Satanbusters in this case.

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  • Vvaas
    2 years ago

    fuck him

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Vote Trump in 2024

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    • chuy
      2 years ago

      Thats what brought it in in the first place....

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  • Chap
    2 years ago

    Why do you think he's in your house?

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    2 years ago

    Bake cakes, cookies, and pies.

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  • hidden.hands
    2 years ago

    Offer him an animal or another living offering jk

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  • [Old Memory]
    2 years ago

    Classic.
    Only thing you can do now is give him your soul. He won't be satisfied otherwise. Alternatively, get him a sacrifice.

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