Is it normal that i absolutely despise fantasy/game roleplayers?
I hate everything about them. I loathe everything. I detest their living GUTS!!!!!! I hate that when they're not spending countless hours playing their useless, meaningless make believe like grown-ass BRATS... they watch endless streams of these games online.... FALL ASLEEP ON THEIR FAT-ASSES TO THEM....or they won't shut up about these games. EVERY aim of theirs is to slowly convert you into their own sick, TWISTED world of make-believe. All they talk about. They connect everything in life to these games. Even the songs they listen to are just re-hashed popular songs that were switched out for GOD awful singers with GOD AWFUL lyrics reflecting their meaningless games and characters and worlds. Every single fiber of their life comes back to those god forsaken FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFCUKING GAMES!!!! Nobody cares about your world or your character. It's not paying bills or making any money. You're just burning thousands of productive time to something that doesn't even exist. And more often than not, these people craftily use others to feed/support or fund their USELESS hobby. They are very sniveling and manipulative and will stop at NOTHING to get their way. Even other roleplayers hate roleplayers because I know of their little inner-circle squabbles... as POINTLESS as they are.
All of it... drives me INSANE! WORTHLESS SHLOP!!!!! """"""""""ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!""""""""" The worst par tof it, it that they spend countless hours on these characters before throwing them away and doing it all again!!!!!!!! DOUBLE POINTLESS AND WORTHLESS!!!! IF I HAVE TO HEAR ONE MORE WORTHLESS, MEANINGLESS ORIGIN STORY OR WEAPONS OR SOME OTHER PERSON'S HALF-HYBRID ELF BULLSHIT, I'M GOING TO SLIT SOMEBODY'S FUCKING THROAT!!!!!!!!!!! ARGGHRG!!!!!!
A week ago, I totally snapped in a business convention because my older cousin (we'll call him T), dragged me away from my once-in a lifetime opportunity with the president of the company I am affiliated with to tell me about his goblin character. He dragged me from important people to tell me that it was important and manipulated me into thinking it was an emergency.
But no. All he had for me as his eyes sparkled in glee and gleaming was his "riveting" story he had planned for his goblin and if I could edit it for him (aka, write and edit, because he can't write for crap)
I literally screamed at him and told him to leave. I blacked out and when I came to, I was being held back by four people and my cousin T. was against the glass door looking all confused. I put up with a lot of delusional roleplayers in my time who were perpetually LANDLOCKED into their fantasy worlds forever. But this was the last and FINAL straw!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lost 700,000 dollars for my business because I was dragged aside for what I thought was an emergency for news of a stupid make-believe GOBLIN??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $700,000 WENT TO SOMEBODY ELSE BECAUSE I WAS UNAVAILABLE TO FILL THE SPOT BECAUSE OF A FUCKING MAKE-BELIEVE GOBLIN FROM A 35 YEAR OLD FUCKING GROWN ASS LEECH OF A MAN WITH NO AMBITION IN HIS FUCKING LIFE AND STILL LIVES WITH HIS FATHER AND STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG?!!!!!!!!! WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT HE COST ME AND MY OWN AFFILIATES SERIOUS MONEY, HE HAD THE GALL TO TELL ME HOW MUCH "GOLD" HE LOST IN HIS FANTASY GAME. IN ALL HONESTY, I WANTED TO SMASH HIS FAT FACE IN UNTIL IT LOOKED LIKE SMASHED JELLY. HE'S COST ME SO MUCH THIS FAR. EVERY GAMER IN HIS CIRCLE AND EVERY GAME I KNOW IS A DESTROYER AND A LEECH TO THE UMPTEENTH POWER IN SOME WAY OR ANOTHER.
I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM. I HATE THEM. I FUCKING """"""HATE""""""""" THEM """""""""ALL"""""""''!!!!
""""""""""'I FUCKING HATE""""""""""" THEM WITH A WIDE BURNING WHITE HOT PAAASSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR POOP-BREATHED, PUFF-CHEETO-FINGERED, FAT ASS BACK INTO REALITY AND STOP WASTING YOUR LIFE ON YOUR BREATHLESS, LIFELESS, MEANINGLESS MAKE BELIEVE FANTASY WORLDS AND RAG-TAG USELESS AND UTTERLY PATHETIC HALF-BAKED CHARACTERS THAT YOU DIDN'T EVEN CREATE ON YOUR OWN MERIT YOU SLIMY, SLACK JAWED, FAT, WALRUS-BALLOON-DESK-CORNER BEHINDED, DOUGHY, NECKBEARED, LOSER, CRUSTY, SMELLY OLD, BASEMENT DWELLER HEAD IN THE CLOUDS, SLACKER, UN-GROUNDED, ADULT CHILDREN SONS OF WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN. IIIIIN. THE DEEPEST. PIT OF HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" AND TAKE YOUR HORRID, USELESS, DO-NOTHING MAKE BELIEVE CHARACTERS WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!! PRIOR, SHOVE THEM SO FAR UP YOUR HAIRY, POOP-CRUSTED ASS CRACKS THEY THEY UNBLOCK THE YEARS OF CLOGGED BOWEL MOVEMENTS OF SHIT THAT HAVE BEEN BLOCKING YOUR ASS AND YOUR LIFE AND YOUR VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU WORTHLESS............ WORTHLESS....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-H-HOHOHOHOHO...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So... does anyone else hate these little ingrate roleplayers, or is it just me?