Is it normal that belle delphine doesn't turn me on?

For some reason, I never find myself being turned-on by Belle Delphine. Not sure if that makes me gay, or just sane.

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Based on 54 votes (48 yes)
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  • SkullsNRoses

    Belle Dephine doesn’t even look like a real human with her makeup and filters, more like a CGI elf. Anyone who thinks not finding her image attractive means you don’t like women is disturbed.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      I've gotten shit for this opinion before, but honestly, women who cake on the makeup are such a turn off to me. I've seen women who were total 10/10s with makeup and when they took it off they looked completely different underneath. Makeup can exaggerate features like making the eyes and lips look bigger while hiding wrinkles, dark spots, and acne. I'll take the chick who doesn't try to hide/exaggerate her features over someone who does any day.

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      • Boojum

        You'd never get shit from me for expressing that opinion.

        People are entitled to disguise their natural appearance however they want, but they're still going to see the face that disappoints them every time they look in the mirror as they scrape the gunk off.

        Not being able to accept yourself as you are is really pretty sad.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          Agreed. It is pretty sad.

          Lol I actually tried the whole daily makeup up routine back when I was a young adult. Having to get up earlier than I normally do to put the stuff on was a pain. Having to buy more of the stuff when I ran out was costly. After a while I was like "why am I wasting my time and money on this?!" I threw all that shit out and never went back. Strange thing is, is when I stopped doing it, my skin was less dry and was much softer. XD

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      • SkullsNRoses

        I think that both sexes look better with well-applied make up but if they’re getting to the point where they’ve transformed them-self into a different person they’ve gone too far. Unless you’re a drag queen or at a fancy dress party less is often more.

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        • Cuntsiclestick

          True. I kind of wish more chicks knew that.
          :)

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    • Yeah, she has way too much makeup n shit on. Maybe if she toned it down, she'd look much better.

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  • litelander8

    Had to google. She’s cute. But I don’t find children attractive.

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    • Well, then we can be certain that you aren't Joe Biden.

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      • Koira15

        Ha, I wish I could upvote this comment twice.

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  • ellnell

    She looks like a walking STD so can't blame you.

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  • She grosses me out. I don't know what it is but I can't actually look at her for any long stretch of time.

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  • GaelicPotato

    Belle Delphine is a fucking genius. She's fantastic. Looks pretty good too.

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  • justdippinginthecesspool

    Sexually speaking, I think she seems gross. However, she's one of my favorite internet trolls. She be stringing those suckers along, and I'm like, "Get it grrrlllll!!"

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  • bigbudchonga

    I think she's really hot. I've got quite good taste though; I fry things exclusively in her bath water.

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    • Boojum

      Damn, must be some pretty greasy water if you can fry in it.

      I guess it must be all the remover-gunk she has to use to remove the makeup-gunk she plasters on her face.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I ain't never heard of that little troll until I read this post. I looked her up, and she ain't all that.

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  • a-curious-bunny

    I can see the appeal but really anyone who wears that much makeup isn't someone I want to be with. Heck I dont even own any outside of nailpolish. Let alone anyone that used to abusing simps will likley try and do the same to me and frankly I don't got time for that.

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  • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

    Who?

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    • Somenormie

      Belle Delphine is messed up and her simps are more annoying than Pokimane simps.

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      • Yes, she's clearly mentally disturbed, and her fans are pathetic.

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        • SmokeEverything

          So is she like a porn star?

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          • I think she could be classified as one, yeah.

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            • Tommythecaty

              She is a cosplayer with a mental handicap from what I can tell....not a porn star by any stretch.

              Now Hannah Minx on the other hand, would totally get it, what a fox.

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            • SmokeEverything

              I just looked up what she looks like and I mean Id say shes attractive but she seems to try to look like shes like 14 and thats just some creepy pedo shit so nah, Ill pass.

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      • bigbudchonga

        SHE IS MY QUEEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        "Pokimane"

        Who?

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        • Clunk42

          She's another Twitch streamer, but she pretends to not sexualize herself, while simultaneously sexualizing herself, unlike Belle Delphine, who openly sexualizes herself.

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    • Clunk42

      She's a Twitch streamer best known for selling her bath water to random strangers over the internet.

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      • ThatOneGuyYouNeverWantToMeet

        Grody.

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      • Eww, that is so gross!

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      • SmokeEverything

        How can I get in on this selling bath water to people thing?

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        • SkullsNRoses

          Set up an OnlyFans.

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          • SmokeEverything

            Im in a couple of videos on there but its not my account and I made no money off it (Technically was supposed to get a share of video sales, didn't happen) and as far as I know nobodys requested my bathwater from her

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            • SkullsNRoses

              Where’s d0esnormalmatter when you need him? He would lap that up.

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  • megadriver

    She's probably the first woman to turn me off by *trying* to be sexy.

    It doesn't take much to get me fired up, girlfriend can do it even while folding clothes, or doing some other chore. Doing everything so delicately, gentle, fluid feminine moves.
    It's a turn on.

    Acting like an anime 9 year old and smearing whipped cream on yourself, while you put your hands together the same way a puppy puts is paws up on your leg for attention is not sexy. It's disturbing.

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  • YE

    What is the world coming to? Drinking another person's bath water?

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    • Boojum

      Worse things have been drunk.

      It's a matter of some debate, but there's some evidence that Sami and Siberian shamans drank urine when they wanted to enter a trance state and see visions.

      The psychoactive compound involved is from the Amanita Muscaria mushroom. If you eat the mushrooms, you apparently feel intoxicated and very ill, but the psychoactive ingredient is passed intact through the kidneys, while the toxic compounds are dealt with in other ways. So if you then drink the piss of someone who's eaten the mushrooms, you get a psychedelic trip without the unpleasant symptoms. I vaguely recall reading somewhere that it's possible to keep this going through several cycles, so drinking the piss of someone who's drunk the original piss will still have the desired effect, and so on.

      There's some debate about whether the shamans drank human urine, or if it was urine collected from reindeer who had grazed on the mushrooms. I also don't know if the mushrooms have any effect on the neural functions of reindeer, but the possibility puts an interesting spin on the story of Santa's flying reindeer.

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  • CountessDouche

    Omfg I just looked her up & she is a fucking dead ringer for my sister. I fucking hope that's not her, holy shit. They're twins.

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    • So your sister also dresses up in weird-ass anime costumes?

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      • CountessDouche

        No hahahaha...not that I know of?... although she dyes her hair red & has some tats. Just facially speaking...they are twinsies

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  • Boojum

    I'd never heard of her before, but that's not surprising since I'm a long way from her target demographic (and it would be more than a little creepy if a guy my age was fascinated by girl her age).

    Having Googled her, my immediate suspicions about her were confirmed when I came across a story about how she'd vanished for a while, and when she popped up again, she revealed that she'd jumped off a roof into a kiddie pool containing a few inches of water and broke her arm and leg.

    So just another internet celebrity with a reasonably attractive appearance, a thirst for fame and a talent for self-publicity, but nothing much going on upstairs.

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  • thepuppet

    pretty sure all the negative connotations that happened (bathwater, simps) may be too much of a turn off even though she's hot

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    • I mean, she is good-looking indeed, but in a ridiculous, cringeworthy way. Still, not turned-on. Maybe if she toned her makeup down.

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