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"I'm doing this for my friend derpyderp" because he got beat to death by a woman. He was a Man's Man who would never hit a woman, even in defense to save his own life.
I think your'e my friend, I've already told people I'm on the Internet talking to my friend derpyderp about an important subject.
Just think if we hang out together I can protect you from any women who try to beat you. Or even call the police errr coppers for help while you get your head smashed in...see I'd make a great friend.
Derpy well done and I agree with you but obviously OP is a twat, so if I were you, I wouldn't waste my breath on him. He and LGRAS can start a beautiful friendship together. They're both fuckwits.
IIN That A Real Man Won't Hit A Woman Back?
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Sorry I'm just a simple minded chap, not trying to be clever. You may have mistaken my stupidity for cleverness.
Good to see you are back on track. May you RIP if a woman ever decides to beat you to death.
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Whatever you need to tell yourself to justify beating women
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How about
"I'm doing this for my friend derpyderp" because he got beat to death by a woman. He was a Man's Man who would never hit a woman, even in defense to save his own life.
His last words were "someone call the police!"
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That's fantastic EXCEPT I'm not your friend. That'll never happen. & they're called coppers. Ya dickhead
Anyway, did your dad beat your mum or something? Did your mum beat your dad!?Why the woman hate?
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I think your'e my friend, I've already told people I'm on the Internet talking to my friend derpyderp about an important subject.
Just think if we hang out together I can protect you from any women who try to beat you. Or even call the police errr coppers for help while you get your head smashed in...see I'd make a great friend.
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That's great : )
You touch a woman in front of me, you'll get YOUR head smashed in. Friend
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Derpy well done and I agree with you but obviously OP is a twat, so if I were you, I wouldn't waste my breath on him. He and LGRAS can start a beautiful friendship together. They're both fuckwits.
But she started it!
She hit me first!
So you are going to be hitting me while she is hitting you.
Thats going to be some sight to see.