There once was a man from Calcutta,
Who used to jerk-off in da gutta,
The tropical heat
was too much for his meat,
So instead a gettin' cream he got butta.
:)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!".
:)
IIN that a lot of weird stuff happens in Florida?
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There once was a man from Calcutta,
Who used to jerk-off in da gutta,
The tropical heat
was too much for his meat,
So instead a gettin' cream he got butta.
:)
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Lmao! What!?
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The heat does strange things to people.
I love a good filthy limerick.
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Me too!
You know the original Nantucket one?
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!".
:)