Florida is a good spot for crazies. There are lots of illiterate twisted workers that pick Oranges. Heaps of nudist resorts for randy characters. And that larger than life personality, Mickey Mouse, urging you to abandon rationality and wish upon a star.
You can travel in Europe, but you can abandon your clothes, your good sense, and your inhibitions in Florida. No wonder Florida is so wet, wild, crazy and fun.
PS. It is rumored that the orange juice is good too.
IIN that a lot of weird stuff happens in Florida?
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Florida is a good spot for crazies. There are lots of illiterate twisted workers that pick Oranges. Heaps of nudist resorts for randy characters. And that larger than life personality, Mickey Mouse, urging you to abandon rationality and wish upon a star.
You can travel in Europe, but you can abandon your clothes, your good sense, and your inhibitions in Florida. No wonder Florida is so wet, wild, crazy and fun.
PS. It is rumored that the orange juice is good too.
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"There was something in the juice that night, the stars were bright, Orlando. We got naked in the burning sand, and Disney Land, Orlando."
I once found a used condom on the ground at Disney Land. I guess people have to do something while they wait in those long lines.
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Hey man, exactly. Wet N Wild water park, Universal Studios Thrill Rides, Cape Canaveral Space Shots, Palm Beach naked aristocracy; crazy world, crazy people.