Is it normal my spirit animal is a dugong

Everyone always talks about wolves, lions, or eagles as their spirit animal. I think mine is the dugong, or manatee, or sea cow, as the new worlders call it. I'm fat, lazy, I love the water, am super chill and just down for whatever. Anyone else down with an animal that isn't a rabbid cheetah?

Is It Normal?
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  • Unless those people have experienced a spirit journey, most likely with the use of peyote, then they have no idea what their spirit animal is. Also, one shouldn't tell people what their spirit animal is, because it will offend the spirit animal.

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    • Oh shit, I guess I screwed up. I have told everyone now. I took ayahuasca and found my inner dugong. Should I grunt three times?

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  • Someone once told me my spirit animal was a squirrel.

    I have taken stupid online tests about what my spirit animal is, but I don't remember. I will try again for your amusement.

    I took this test: https://whatismyspiritanimal.com/spirit-animal-quiz/ and it said I was a coyote. To be honest, I'm disappointed, because it sounds cliché.

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  • 👌👈

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  • They taste so very nice!

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  • When I initially saw this post I misread it as Dewgong(the seal Pokemon) and thought it was a Pokemon convo, but then remembered "oh wait dugongs are a thing." XD

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  • I don't even have one. Lucky.

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  • Boo if ur gonna be like that.

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  • Speak freely, you can't upset me, after all I am as chill and benign as a dugong.

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  • Omg I soooo wanna make a joke, but I shall hold my tongue.

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