IIN my new BF wants me to fart on his dick

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  • pasta_father
    2 years ago | pl

    How do u know that? I would absolutely rather have less shit touchin me than more shit. Where do u get she is fine with small amounts anyway? She probably hates it like most girls do. She probably spreads her cheeks to make the fart exit as smooth as possible normally. This is the diffrence between having to deal with somethin and havin to deal with it trapped and smeared in

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    • Clunk42
      2 years ago | pl

      You are massively overestimating the amount of fecal matter involved in all of this. Any quantity of feces you are thinking of needs to be reduced an extreme amount, based on what you seem to believe a "small quantity" of feces is. Flatulence is almost all gas; it doesn't get "trapped" unless you're suggesting the penis is making a perfect seal, in which case the flatulence wouldn't be able to exit the rectum anyway.

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      • pasta_father
        2 years ago | pl

        U think there would be less shit on the dick before or after the fart?

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        • Clunk42
          2 years ago | pl

          I mean that the quantities of feces that you seem to be thinking I am referring to, throughout the whole thing, are too high.

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