IIN my new BF wants me to fart on his dick

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  • Cuz she doesnt wanna shit dick muckin round in her buttcheeks

    Before she could just slyly spread a cheek and let it out as best she could now its goin on a dick thats treatin her cheeks like a playground

    Its like askin why it would be more gross to put a booger on a q-tip and swirl it round in your nose over and over than just blowin ur nose

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    • Your analogy is poor. The q-tip would start out clean and get dirty in your nose. Also, the whole concept of a q-tip in the nose isn't comparable either, unless the theoretical person already normally cleans their nose with a q-tip, and has decided to blow their nose onto the q-tip, which would actually be a more effective method of cleaning the nasal cavity than just using a q-tip.

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      • U know what im sayin

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        • No, because your analogy doesn't work. Your comparison makes no sense.

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          • I dont even need a comparison. Here. She dont wont a shitty dick playin round in her buttcheeks. Simple enough?

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            • Here's the problem with that, though. She's fine with a regular penis in her anal region, and she's fine with small amounts of feces in her anal region; slightly increasing the amount of feces should not make a difference.

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              • How do u know that? I would absolutely rather have less shit touchin me than more shit. Where do u get she is fine with small amounts anyway? She probably hates it like most girls do. She probably spreads her cheeks to make the fart exit as smooth as possible normally. This is the diffrence between having to deal with somethin and havin to deal with it trapped and smeared in

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