Is it normal my mother reported me

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Some of you may remember me asking about how I trained my sisters monkey to give me hand relief, well I decided to tell my mother and now she's reported me to the police, I'm not allowed within 200ft of the house, and the police confiscated my laptop. I filmed me and Digby, I don't know why, what's going to happen to me, I'm so scared.

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  • Couman
    7 years ago | pl

    Since when is it illegal to get a handjob from a monkey?

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      7 years ago | pl

      *removes hat and wipes away a tear*

      damn straight

      god bless america

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago | pl

      It is illegal if you film it and post it online. I got tricked by a woman who said she would have sex with me.

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      • StrippedRapedStrangled
        7 years ago | pl

        I don't believe you got a link to prove it?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          7 years ago | pl

          I don't have my computer, the police took it, I'm posting this from my phone, besides I just sent it to this one woman so I don't know if you could view it.

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          • StrippedRapedStrangled
            7 years ago | pl

            Don't concern yourself with what I can or can't view

            Why not post a link? It sounds like you are full of shit to be perfectly honest. There is an entire internet out there use it and post a link or you're bullshitting

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  • NSA_Surveillance
    7 years ago | pl

    Our data mining bots draw interesting inferences from posts like this. Please tell us more so we can tune up our software.

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  • thegypsysailor
    7 years ago | pl

    You have just joined an elite club, the sex offender's registry. A life long commitment to degradation and mistrust.
    And let me be the first to congratulate you on your well earned achievement.

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  • flyingnostalgia
    7 years ago | pl

    It over for you, so say your last prayer.

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