Is it normal my mom ships me with people?

Shove off before I heave, ho.

i am sorry i sounds like a bad thing but i didn't understand

Gypsysailor... is that you?

Shipping? What?

My mom said she ships me with Huck and Q, two dogs that live close to me. Not sure why she doesn't ship me with any human guys.

My mom also ships me with some of the Full House characters:
1. DJ (this is awkward because I have a crush on DJ. my mom doesnt know about it though.)
2. Stephanie
3. Michelle (???I dont get it either)
4. Becky
5. Kimmy

Here is a list of real people that my mom ships me with:
1. Courtney, my neighbor.
2. Maria, my friend who is also my neighbor.
3. Alyssa, Maria's daughter.
4. Kathleen, my physical therapist.
5. Haley, someone who used to be my physical therapist.
6. a cashier from panera bread. i dont know her name, but i think she is cute (not in a romantic way).
7. a nurse from Romano Orthopedics who i really enjoyed talking to. but i dont know her name.
8. Morgan. she is also a nurse at Romano Orthopedics.
9. Anne. a cashier from Mariano's.
10. Sabrina Carpenter, a famous actress who is on Disney Channel.

Nah. Its normal. My mom always says I should date certain women because they're "good for me" so I can relate.

This reminds me of that time my mother tried to hook me up with a police officer. It did not go well. lol

Okay then. My mum does too. Mostly as a joke though.

I am having joint pain and recently I went to the doctor to find out why. I really enjoyed talking to the nurse and I think she is cute. My mom said she ships me and the nurse that I was talking to. I guess she thinks we would be cute together. she is probably right.