Is it normal my girlfriend sends me out to fight

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She starts arguments with people and then tells them that I’m going to either beat them, their boyfriend, their brother, anyone, up.
She does this like every other week.

The second I’m finished licking my wounds from the last hit she puts me on she has another one lined up.

It’s always “They were so rude to me at the store”, “They said this”, “They said that”, and then “You’re going to let them treat me this way?!” Next thing I know I’m fighting some dude I just now meeting for the first time.

I’m going to get my ass really handed to me one day and it’s going to be trouble. I don’t even like fighting.

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RoseIsabella

4 years ago | pl

No, honey, your girlfriend sounds like an ignorant ass bitch, and I think you need to dump her ass. Let her go, please for the love of God, and of yourself, let this selfish, and egotistical bitch go. You don't need her.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Harsh.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    I'm just being real. It's not normal to be always talking shit, and then expecting someone to fight for your honor. She doesn't sound very ladylike. Maybe she should learn to bite her tongue?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Wonder how many “gentleman points” I’ve racked up always fighting for said honor. Kidding.
      And yeah, if her attitude were adjusted it’d be smooth sailing and I wouldn’t be stuck in a constant cycle of limping every other week.
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        So dump the egotistical bitch.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        She’s really the only thing of value I’ve got going for me.
        
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Nikclaire

4 years ago | pl

I would be more worried about getting an assault charge and what that will do to your future. This "woman", doesn't care a wit about your physical safety or legal standing. You need to get out of this "relationship" pronto.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago | pl
  
  It's hardly a relationship, more like he's a bodyguard paid with pussy.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    4 years ago
    
    YEAH!!!
    
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    - GaelicPotato
      
      4 years ago
      
      It's not a good thing...
      
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      - Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        Ah. Yeah. You’re right. My bad
        
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        GaelicPotato
        
        4 years ago
        
        Lol.
        
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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

4 years ago | pl

git a new girlfriend and have her kick this ones ass

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- McBean
  
  4 years ago
  
  That's a good breakup line. You have a way with words.
  
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Cuntsiclestick

4 years ago

She's trashy for telling you to fight and you're trashy for actually doing it. XD

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Trashy really is the best way to explain it.
  Ah well.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Yea I wanna punch your girlfriend

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- RoseIsabella
  
  4 years ago
  
  I wanna send her a dog turd with a fork in it wrapped up like a Christmas present in the mail.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

What RoseIsabella said. Also, your girlfriend sounds pretty trashy. How long will you allow her to use you as an asset, sending you out like a pokemon and embroiling you in her messy dramas?

Doesn't really sound like she cares about you either, since she's pushing you into physical danger for no reason other than to defend and enlarge her ego.

You might find yourself relieved to be rid of her if you do decide to dump her.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  LIKE A POKEMON
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I keep hearing “trashy” and that’s exactly how it feels. And a Pokémon! Hahaha!
  She’s pretty uninterested in how hurt I get as long as I “win”
  Guess I’m just putting too much value in the sex and response out of it to leave yet.
  
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mauzi

4 years ago

Sounds fake or fetish. I will add to it my own by saying that I would beat up your gf (and you too if you like), although it would probably be too easy to be any fun, unless she is hefty.

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- GaelicPotato
  
  4 years ago
  
  He said she's a 9.
  
  9 truckloads probably AMIRITE
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  “Sounds fake, also I’m He-Man and your girlfriend is fat”
  Okie dokie my bud
  
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JellyBeanBandit

4 years ago

You're both terrible people.

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- raisinbran
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yup, garbage.
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I think that’s a bit harsh. I’m not jumping people. They’re usually pissed enough that they are pretty ready to fight me. I’m not hitting women or anything
  
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  - JellyBeanBandit
    
    4 years ago
    
    From what I've heard of your girlfriend it sounds like they'd have every right to be pissed. I'm sorry but you're facilitating a proper cunt to go around attacking people she doesn't like, which sounds like pretty much anyone who doesn't think she's as divine as she views herself.
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      It is a pretty high and mighty way to go about things huh?
      Obviously I can’t not fight for her, but it’d be nice if she didn’t start battles to begin with.
      
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      - JellyBeanBandit
        
        4 years ago
        
        What do you mean you can't not fight for her? Just say 'No'. No offence but for someone who can easily go into physical fights for no good reason, you must have low self-esteem. You need to stand up for yourself.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        4 years ago
        
        Self-esteem is pretty nonexistent haha. I’m an idiot, which everyone here already knows. Highschool kicked my ass so I never finished.
        
        So when a beautiful, educated, and successful, woman wants my white trash ass around, I assumed there would be some sort of catch.
        
        I don’t ever see myself getting anything close to as good as her, so I put up with it. Of course it’s pathetic but it’s better than what I was before.
        
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    What are you gonna do if you accidentally hurt someone, and get thrown in jail?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      4 years ago
      
      Can’t really do much if I’m in jail right
      
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      - RoseIsabella
        
        4 years ago
        
        You don't need to get in fights with people for that little bitch.
        
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GaelicPotato

4 years ago

Beat her up instead.

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azithromycin

4 years ago

Break up ASAP!!

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troglodyte

4 years ago

Damn, this pussy is hella expensive.

How hot is that girlfriend of yours (as per your tastes)? Do you have trouble pulling other chicks of roughly similar or superior attractiveness? (Aka, how replaceable is she?)

These are the questions you ask to determine whether this crap is worth it or not. You check your options and you do the math - if you conclude that you can get a better deal, then dump her right away; if not, then you stick around and you do what you gotta do to keep getting it.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  Yup. She’s pretty far out of my league. I’m not ugly but I’m “9th grade education Mississippi swamp trash” that moved to NYC.
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    4 years ago
    
    She's using you.
    
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JustAHuman

4 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_P03ufxBW4&feature=youtu.be&t=72

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GaelicPotato

4 years ago

Whipichu, I choose you!

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Doesnormalmatter

4 years ago

Sounds kinda fun to beat people up.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I don’t think so :P
  
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  - Doesnormalmatter
    
    4 years ago
    
    Well I think so!
    
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palehorse

4 years ago

Tell them to fight them herself... seriously, this is ridiculous.

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Ho0ligan

4 years ago

your girlfriend deserves a cunt punt, i'll do it free of charge.

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Boogienights

4 years ago

Pathetic pussy whipped brainless moron

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  I can respect that.
  
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[Old Memory]

4 years ago

Do as she asks. Your manhood depends on dominating other men in the presence of females.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  4 years ago
  
  It does follow that primal rutting season idea doesn’t it?
  
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litelander8

4 years ago

I start fights sometimes. But I back myself up. If it's physical, every other week, she just blatantly sucks.

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