Is it normal my girlfriend masturbated with a cucumber then used it in a salad

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she masturbated with a cucumber and then used the cucumber in a salad she made for me, she knows i like the taste of her pussy but i think putting it in food is disgusting but it turns me on really bad too.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago | pl

    Need extra cash? She should rig a salad shooter to her cooter and rent herself out at dinner parties.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago | pl

    :-/

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      plz elaborate

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      • disthing
        9 years ago | pl

        I think RoseIsabella already said everything that needed saying.

        :-/

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      • seakelp
        9 years ago | pl

        That face means yes it's very normal and all human beings do this at least once a week.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago | pl

    The more serious issue at hand is the fact that your girlfriend obviously has a wide set vagina.

    If I heard applause every time I walked, I'd probably be fucked up too.

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  • lc1988
    9 years ago | pl

    Pretty sure I've seen this story before..or maybe they're all sounding alike?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      maybe i can make your mom moan like my girlfriend

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    I am sure I have eaten worse things at whataburger.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago | pl

    How were you able to tell? I wouldn't trust her with your food anymore. You really need to tell her if you don't like it.

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  • FlameDragoon
    9 years ago | pl

    No lie, I wouldn't complain if my girl did that lmfao xD

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  • Aliceee93
    9 years ago | pl

    Well, I guess you save money by using your own salad cream "/

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  • wetpet
    9 years ago | pl

    well, I hope she washed it after she had fun wth it ;)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago | pl

      no she said she had an orgasm on the cucumber and then chopped it up and put in in my salad...does give it more of a tangy flavor like vinigrette or something

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