Is it normal my face attracts flies?

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Well, by face I mean the stinking squirming mess that is left after George Clooney stole my face when he was ten and I was twenty. He took it right off my body, and left behind this red mess. And everyday I am plagued by flies that try and eat it. But when they do eat it they fall over and die. Also how do I get rid of them?

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  • jethro
    6 years ago

    Try using anti-Troll cream.

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  • yellowman1986
    6 years ago

    Yes, you have "stank face"

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  • BIGOLDSTEVENHERE
    6 years ago

    NONE OF YOUR SOLLUTIONS WORK!! I DONT HAVE TROLLS I HAVE FLIES!! BIG NASTY GREEN FLIES!!! I HAVE TRIED MANY CREAMS AND THEY JUST BOIL AND DRIP OFF MY FLESH! AND ALSO I AM A SOBER MAN! I DONT DRINK! I HAVENT EVER TOUCHED A WAGON IN MY LIFETIME!! ASSHOLES!!! SENDING ME FALSE ADVICE!!! YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED!!! IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SEND FALSE HELP JUST LEAVE! THINK BEFORE YOU TYPE!!

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    Try Black Velvet whiskey goggles.

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