Plug up your butt with a pepper shaker. That way if things get awkward when you meet the family you can just say "excuse me but I have to go because my bumhole is itchy"
They'll understand, because nobody expects someone to stay and talk if their butthole is itching up a storm.
IIN if I'm scared of meeting my bf's family?
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Plug up your butt with a pepper shaker. That way if things get awkward when you meet the family you can just say "excuse me but I have to go because my bumhole is itchy"
They'll understand, because nobody expects someone to stay and talk if their butthole is itching up a storm.