Is it normal i was running on a trail and

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Is it normal I was running on a trail and I tripped. When I tripped a pointy stick skewered my scrotum and one of my balls fell out. I stuffed it back in and told myself I feel better now but three days have passed, it's turned black and is starting to smell. Ok so there was no trail, I just wanted to know how it would feel to jam a sharp stick into my nut sack. Now I'm scared I'll have to say something about it to my mom. Is it normal?

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Based on 14 votes (4 yes)
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  • libertybell
    4 years ago

    Go back under the bridge you crawled out of!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      It wasn't under a bridge it was on a trail.

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  • Clunk42
    4 years ago

    Please let this be a troll. Tell your mother now. I don't care if you'll be embarrased. You could get a horrific infection or become permanently infertile. You need to go to the ER and have your scrotum checked out by doctors. DO NOT TRY TO HIDE THIS. If you do, it's only going to get worse.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      It's gotten worse. My testicle fell out on the floor and my dog buried it in the backyard. Now I have these pink strands hanging out of the hole in my scrotum. My junk looks like some kind of black and purple cuttlefish. Will I be infertile?

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      • litelander8
        4 years ago

        If three days have passed you'd likely be running a fever from infection.

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        • Clunk42
          4 years ago

          Before, I could have possibly believed this was some stupid child, but that reply assures me that this is a troll.

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          • Anonymous Post Author
            4 years ago

            It's true, it's true. I have a fever and my dog buried my nut in the backyard. I feel faint. I don't want to go to gym class on Monday.

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  • ellnell
    4 years ago

    3 troll points to you mah dude. Do better next time.

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  • raisinbran
    4 years ago

    You still have one good testicle. Stop walking around with an open nutsack. Tell your mom so she can sew it up for you.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      4 years ago

      Sew it? Can't I just use duct tape?

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      • raisinbran
        4 years ago

        It's not gonna stick to a wrinkly, hairy, bleeding nutsack. Believe me, I've tried.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          4 years ago

          Good to know. How about I cauterize it shut with my dad's blow torch?

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          • raisinbran
            4 years ago

            You can do that too, but remove your penis and remaining testicle first so you have a clean wound to cauterize.

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