Is it normal i want to open a euthanasia business?

Do you want to die in a hospital bed?
Why live until you are in a vegetative state?

Let your last experience be a breathtaking one; an experience that no one gets to taste

Some of our packages:
- Diving headfirst into a volcano
- Paragliding into stormclouds
- Witness the mystical deep sea until the atmospheric pressure crushes your submarine
- Drift off into space until your oxygen runs out
- Get swept off your feet by an F5 tornado

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"Where U Choose your ending."

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  • Do you sell gift cards?

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  • "Let your last experience be a breathtaking one" (: (:

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  • Probably going to be illegal in many countries, but I'm sure if you do your research you'll b able to find somewhere that you can operate out of. The problem I see with some of these is the cost, but maybe once the check clears you can cut some corners.

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  • Excellent idea, except Hospice has beaten you to it. Hospice is assisted suicide by dehydration. Hospice lobbists have made all other methods of assisted suicide illegal. Unless you live in CA, OR, VT, or WA, where you can get it over quickly with other methods.

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  • Totally choose the space one, but I'd like to include the burning through an alien planet atmosphere package.

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  • This sounds like a troll, but if I could pick one, it's between the space one and the deep sea one. One of my life goals is to experience as much as possible, and that would be an experience. But my only reason for wanting to die would be fear of never having a productive life due to low self esteem, which became even lower when my bf left me.

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  • I would really like to get swept off by F5 tornado...there is nothing compered to that G-force. Would really like that before i turn 29.

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  • Dignitas has a pretty big share of the world market, to my knowledge. I guess there'd be some interested in your "services", though.

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  • Why not just inject people with the same chemical they use for animal euthanasia?

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  • 'where if yallre payin the jack yall aint comin back'

    how bouts if yall sends me intoa dark room fulla gunpowder with a single match like in the cartoons?

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