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My vag is so cramped and I think I need a penis to relieve it I dont know any other males should i just ask him. I just need him to put it in and massage my vag but i dont want him to touch or kiss me i dont want it to be romantic
Although I've never heard of a woman describe her vagina as "cramped", but hey, to each their own I guess.
Presuming you are 18+, perhaps you should consider purchasing a dildo? There are some quite realistic ones available that would solve your problem.
Alternately, and again presuming you are 18+ and so is your brother, use a condom (to prevent pregnancy etc) and fuck him senseless if you want.
You see. This is what I was talking about. Why are you responding to this moronic troll? The more you respond to this type of wallaby manure the more trolls that will appear on this site. My own trolls are always brilliant and insightful. That is the only type of troll that should be allowed here. So stop with the "Alternately" and "presuming" with this type of crap. Or else!
Yeah? Ratman should be returning in about a week or so Mr suddenly brave man. We'll see how brave you are then when the fireworks start to fly. It's common knowledge on this site that Ratman owns you after that cyber beatdown he gave you. Oh yes, it's common knowledge that you are Ratman's bitch.
Have you ever seen your brother's cock and nuts ?
Have you thought about relocating to live with a man ?
The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.
How old are you ?
Do you like older men ?
Would you be willing to sit and walk around the house naked on a 24 / 7 / 365 basis ?
We can take showers together and we can just fuck and suck all day and all night.
Do you like cocks in your ass ?
I was going with the old enough to post here so why not use a quality piece of hardware approach. Yoy can roll a condom onto any number of things you find around the house. For food a cucumber or zucchini is better than a banana becos lesd possible sharp edges on the outer skin and less likely to break. But theres any number of other items from hair brush handles to a bundle of sharpies to a curling iron just make sure it isn't hot obviously.
For actual quality adult sex toys my preference is a glass dildo they come in alot of shapes and sizes and nothing feels as hard as glass IMO.
Do you like food sex with zucchini , squash , hot dogs , cucumbers , thick candy canes , thick lollypops , popsicles shoved in your cunt and ass and take them out and eat them covered with your cum , pee and poop.
Do you like objects shoved in your cunt and up your ass like spatula's , hair brush handles , hand mirror handles , spoons , vacuum cleaner metal attachments , vacuum cleaner hoses turned on to suck the cum and pee out of your twat and the shit out of your ass.