Is it normal i want to be ted cruz's friend?

Because both of us have damn stupid faces you just would love to punch. Is it normal to feel this way?

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Based on 9 votes (7 yes)
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  • shuggy-chan

    Well idk, he is the zodiac killer

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  • Doesnormalmatter

    I'd ram myself into hillary.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      would you show liz warren yalls tomahawk too?

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      • Doesnormalmatter

        Yes. Any female I would happily ram myself into or do anything sexual with. A vag is a vag.

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  • RoseIsabella

    Did you think Ted Cruz looks better with, or without the beard?

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    • I think he looks less punchable with beard. I hope he shaves so I'll always can relate to a figure breathing with a punchable face.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    So you're a masochist that wants to get punched?

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    • Not actually into that but I am not surprised if I got punched in the face. Not sure if Ted Cruz feels the same, though.

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  • Sexualized_Polycheate_Worm

    id like to wiggle my way up ted cruzes butthole and enjoy the comforting warmth of being inside of him

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