Is it normal i want to be disabled

Please don't hate me but I really want to become a dribbling spastic. Those people have it made. They get money from the government, they can wheel around all day, say whatever the fuck they want and get away with. Plus someone always takes care of you and feeds you and you never have to work.

Am I normal to want to be a dribbling spastic?

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11% Normal
Based on 36 votes (4 yes)
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Comments ( 31 )
  • This is the stupidest troll post yet. Congratulations.

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    • e51pegasi

      And that's some honour to be dishing out round here.

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      • Unfortunately there aren’t enough to go around.

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  • TheOneTrueStranger

    Oh come now, why even bother? You know, there are disabled people who wish they were like you. Well, maybe not like YOU in particular, but more like the average person.

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  • Mark92

    You are sick, mocking the poor sufferers of actual disability, you dont understand their pain and struggles, you should be ashamed of yourself!

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    • They always look happy to me, I am not mocking anyone.

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  • Avant-Garde

    I don't hate you because I've been there with something similar. I have anorexia. I have wished myself a variety ailments just so I could end up emaciated. Turns out I already am. It's not what it's cracked up to be. I'm sure being a dribbling spastic is the same way. I doubt they want to live like that. Be happy and thankful that you're not.

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  • requestdatastream

    It worked for Stephen Hawking... international fame, million dollar book deals, tv show appearances, medals and awards from the likes of the Queen of England. Start by falling head first from the roof of your trailer.

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  • I hope you end up like that for real. You are sick to be mocking people with disabilities. You need to grow up and do something useful, at the moment you are an insult to the human race.

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  • RoseIsabella

    You have much to learn, young troll.

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    • e51pegasi

      His powers are weak.

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  • How offensive! Disability is not something you should joke about.

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    • How am I offensive if I want to be one.

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  • horny_simpletons

    First of all "dribbling spastic" sounds super ableist. And, nobody can get away with saying or doing whatever they want, or at least they shouldn't. Even many people with intellectual disabilities or mental illnesses know better than to intentionally be rude or creepy.

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    • Avant-Garde

      Enough of this ableist SJW PC bullshit. I bet you aren't even disabled. I bet you also believe white privilege is real and that all white people are racist. With how the ratio seems to go with those with that agenda, I bet you're also white. They're people with far worse problems on their plate and you're choosing to focus on whether or not something is "ableist", as you say. Fuck off!

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      • horny_simpletons

        I have an autism spectrum disorder. I'm not an SJW (fuck that), I just don't like when ableist fuckers say shit like "autistic screeching" or think all adults on the spectrum act like children, because we don't.

        If a marginalized group says you're hurting them, you don't get to say otherwise. This isn't a SJW thing, it's fact! I'm not severely disabled but my condition can be disabling depending on my environment. So stop making assumptions. I swear to God anti-SJWs can be just as awful as their counterparts. Y'all need to get a life!

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    • I want to be dis able, not ableist.

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  • Yennifer_Of_Vengerburg

    I'm going to do it but I'm just going to pretend that I'm mental/crazy and get the government to support me with cash money's

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    • Like a politician

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    • Pussy_Destroyer_69

      You are not the first one to try that. Look how easy it is.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5F_ha7d-PI

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  • paramore93

    Grow up

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  • lonewolf1253

    Your either a troll or just another lazy fucking millennial looking for a free ride. People like you put Trump in office. I hope you get your wish and die of infected bedsores.

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  • Iszzy123

    Stop being lazy and get a job

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    • The only jobs available are shit minimum wage crap that no one can live on. I can't afford 100k for stupid college and I am too stupid for a scoolership.

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      • lonewolf1253

        Yup, you got the stupid part right.

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      • Iszzy123

        Anything can happen when you try nothing will happen if you don't take some risk

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  • CozmoWank

    Considering you're already a moron I could see why you'd want to turn it into a profession.

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  • KittensMakeNoises

    What if you get to be a spastic but only a normal spastic with no dribbling? Would you still want to be one?

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    • I think I will get more if I dribble. Dribbling is the key.

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  • nannysue123

    ?

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  • Dustyair

    They don't get drive a new Smart car now do they....

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