IIN I want a really elaborate, potentially illegal funeral?

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  • Funerals are for the living. They can do with me whatever they want. I'll be dead, I won't care.

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    • Exactly, I never understood an elaborate funeral. I've also never witnessed a funeral where the deceased thanked everyone for coming and appreciated all the condolences.

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      • It's for the living to greve so if elaborate is what they need to make themselves feel better than thats fine. But if they are cool with throwing me in a dumpster that's fine with me also. I just mean that I don't wish to dictate how the living should grieve after my death, so I don't see the point of personally planning it.

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      • Have you ever been to a funeral with angry Puerto Ricans yelling and cursing at everyone for not being there for their dead junkie son/brother followed by them going in the back and eating all the food?

        Upon leaving that funeral, I heard on the radio that amy winehouse had been found dead. It was very fitting at the time.

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        • Honestly, I can't say I have.
          I sincerely want no one to grieve or be unhappy at my whatever it will be. Money is set aside for a blow out celebration of my life, not for mourning my passing.

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          • It's about the most ghetto experience I've ever had.

            I don't want a big sob session when I die either. I don't want people crying over my dead body.

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            • I plan on hiring people to come into my funeral with a big dog and pony show, crying and screaming and just collapsing with grief.

              It's gonna be great. Did you want an invite?

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        • No, no I can't say that I've ever experienced that. Sounds, interesting ?

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          • Be thankful. You familiar with tent city? Well, the other half of the attendees were residents of there. Very classy.

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