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  • Dare thee, in goodness' sake, repeat what thou hast declared towards my being, infimal canine female? Pray thee, be aware I have acquired formal mastery with excellence amongst my fellow students in the United States Navy's Sea, Air, and Land Teams, and I have been enrolled into a multitude of tactical, military strikes upon the militant Sunni Islamist multi-national organization of global terrorism known as "Al-Qaeda" or "The Base", and the absolute amount of enemy fatalities on my account exceeds three hundred, as reaffirmed by official authorities. I have thorough and extensive experience in the military offensive tactics developed by the Gorilla gorilla and the Gorilla beringei species endemic to the forrests of Africa, and I classify as the prime elite long-distance artillerist in the entirety of the bellic strategic assets of the United States of America. Thy existence, in my perspective, consists of barely more than yet one additional surface upon which to aim my ballistic assets. I shall eliminate thee systematically endowed with an infinitesimal margin of error in a globally uncontested manner yet to be witnessed in otherwise circumstances on this litomorphic celestial body where our species and all known forms of life inhabit, take reassured note of my exoteric proclamation. Is it of thy creed that thou art possessed of the liberty to verbally express that horrendous piece of excrement towards me across the worldwide interconnection of automated processing machines with utter lack of further repercussions? Do reflect upon this matter once more, fornicator. Congruently to the time frame of our parlaying, I am designating my incognito formal organization of undercover collectors of classified intelligence based out the national territory of the United States of America, and thy Internet Protocol is being investigated immediately, henceforth, I highly recommend you be at your absolute optimal conditions for being met with the entropic climatic phenomenon derived from chaotic interactions between the cycle of water, the wind currents, the atmospheric pressure and the local temperature, living organism of elongated and slim structure. The entropic climatic phenomenon derived from chaotic interactions between the cycle of water, the wind currents, the atmospheric pressure and the local temperature that throughoutly eliminates the ironically laughable minimum substance thou hast denominated thy life. Thou art notably deceased, infant. I am possessed of the capability to find myself at radiant locations in radiant points of the human perception of the cause-to-effect progression, and the courses of action at my disposal to assassinate thee sum up above the mark of seven hundred, accounting merely to the use of my unaided anterior limb attachments. My assets are not limited merely to formal martial arts, as I am entrusted with the entirety of the bellical power of the United States Corporations, and I will apply optimal use of said power to eliminate thy undernurrished posteriors from the surface of the extensive transnational body of land mass, thou minimal fecal matter. In the hypothetical occurance in which thou would'st been aware of the unorthodox subsequent consequences brought forth by thy "illuminated" passing remark upon thyself, hypothetically, thou would'st remained thy words in utter seclusion. Alas, thou could not, thou did not, and subsequently thou art complying to what is due, heaven-forsaken unwitted and foolish individual. I shall defecate relentless anger upon the entirety of thy surroundings, and thou shall suffocate upon its presence. Thou art notably deceased, infantee.

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    • Its with the 454 pound mystical sword of damku that i instinctively desire to mortally wound the juggular like a famished hybrid lyger finding its place amongst a pack of lions...waiting for the break of day in the hope the hyenas will stop pestering...cursith art thou fathers cock-froth festrith...I fornicate with a member of your close kin in a loving,passionate yet hurtful way when i spread the hay-fever to half your village after a night out Johnny-caking...i was going to sketch a quick pentagram and the passerbys may have guessed thats what i was drawing that one day at the archaic marketplace several lifetimes ago...but i was drawing a septegram...much more powerful symbol when your distant ancestor traded 2 chickens and a boomerang for a colorful gourd that would lead to your demise...HULLCRUX SEPTICURTH HULLCRUX SEPTICURTH HULLCRUX SEPţICURTH....dareth thou i̟͖͟n̶͖̲̠̻͉̯̪vOk.e wrath of a gingerwiţch...HSSSSSS HSSSSSSS...i roll 13 on 2 dice...release a poultergeist...it floated by it was cold as ice......MYSTIPLUMe PSYCLUSTICULT....we got them "thangs" home-slice....we be up in this bitch smoking "that bush"...we crossed it with purple murder face...very smooth...very mellow.....THOSE NAZIS DO ℣OODOO...they eat babies.....YOU BABY EAting monster....voice in my head is so clever you must be pulling some reverse witchcraft dejavoodoo on the technology box with your sound to symbol language patterns....strategically placed images on screens combined with subtle low frequency waves to influence my behaviour in such a way im off-kilter come game day....well i have news for you sonny-jim....i adapted my training to include 10,000 daily squat thrusts followed by 17 hours of brazillian jiu jitsu...its still fresh in my cerebral cortex...plus i carb-loaded with a quarter gallon of maple syrup and diabetic squirrel piss...i go WOOOO like rick flair home-skillet..crazy on those squat thrusts...like a humming bird son..i have a 1000 mg caffeine enema on standby for that moment 47 seconds before ninjas and the swat team plus seal team 6 and every yellow power ranger come "bussin" at me.....you got beef home-knee-hiyagga...I prepare for battle by masterbating 7 times to fart porn turned loud as possible then taking
      a 2 hour nap.lets squash this beef...swing first...come at me bro....i throw my spear into your future ancestors tractor beam and mess off their nitrogen isotope converter...costing them a cool 80-k....and then me and the village shaman have a good laugh about it and stir fermented mushrooms into a copper cauldren alonside thornapple,ayahuaska and peyote with basil and cinnamon to taste...very low carb...then we train lats and cardio....im a fool on that stair stepper .....KURSITH ART THOU........blood fart.......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtV4QN4UPok

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