IIN i train to be a deviant sex gladiator

You've opened my eyes to a whole new world of sexual competition. May I suggest a winter version of your sex olympics...called sexual wintercourse. You could have curling but you'd be pushed down the ice On your knees, pants off to a waiting vagina. Penetration is the goal. I had a similar idea with speed skating but the trial runs were disastrous. The bobsled is a variation of the more orthodox road head. Hockey they basically slap shot a dildo at a gaping snatch....that one may need tweaking. I'll have to work out the details on Viagra doping scandal prevention.