Is it normal i think im satanically possessed?

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... I think i am possessed by satan, not just a demon, i did a ouji board and i took my finger off and i feel over today and i caught a cold :s im really worried i'm seeing a preist tommorow but i dont know what to do!? does this happen to people often?!

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  • NotSoLaky
    12 years ago | pl

    can't tell if troll or just plain stupid

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  • despair.killz
    12 years ago | pl

    Its normal. And the ouiji board works because psychologically you believe in it so it seems like its moving. Half ppl who play with that gay ouiji board think they are possesed. Chill. Hope that helped.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    i smell sulpher, who farted? oh its you dark lord pardon me

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  • Tehboss
    12 years ago | pl

    now thats just silly talk why would satan want you?

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    • iperfect
      12 years ago | pl

      and why god would you ?

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      • Tehboss
        12 years ago | pl

        who said he wants you? He wants a changed you (the whole convertion thing) so yeah speaking strictly God doesn't want you for you.

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  • dontgiveup:)
    12 years ago | pl

    You used a ouija board? Well then, lesson learned, dont use a ouija board!

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  • ThatOneOtherPerson
    12 years ago | pl

    Join the dark side, and together we shall rule the galaxy.

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  • Faceless
    12 years ago | pl

    Satan doesnt know how to use the internets, you fool!

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  • Ono
    12 years ago | pl

    Obvious troll question. Go back to you cave.

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  • AngAnders112
    12 years ago | pl

    Satan possession will do much much more to you than give you a cold (at least according to the movies.)

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago | pl

    You took your finger off?
    Kinky.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago | pl

    I was possessed a while back. This demon would torment me in my dreams and made me do horrible things, but I was in denial that an outside force was controlling me somehow. He made me become a despicable scumbag, but it somehow wasn't me. I don't even know where these things come from, if they live in our minds or genuinely are spirits that enter our minds and torment us and make us do fucked up shit

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  • hokisgurl
    12 years ago | pl

    Read the bible out loud the devil and his companions can't stand scripture

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    • AngAnders112
      12 years ago | pl

      Not necessarily true. If you're reading The Word but don't have faith in it, then it will have no effect. It's actually your faith in God that is needed to repel the demons.

      I watched the new version of Fright Night the other day and they expained how this works, while he killed a guy holding a cross in his face.

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  • Majizz
    12 years ago | pl

    Uh I'm pretty sure Satan wouldn't posses you. Like ever. But hey, go take a shower in some holy water and see what happens (;

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  • alv1592
    12 years ago | pl

    IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

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  • Eternities
    12 years ago | pl

    How old are you exactly

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  • Who_Fan4Life
    12 years ago | pl

    You took your finger off? Yeah, and I detached my John Thomas!

    Fake.

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  • Inspector019
    12 years ago | pl

    Beatle Juice. Beatle Juice. Beatle Juice. Bwahhahaha

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  • Inspector019
    12 years ago | pl

    As opposed to Jesusly???

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  • Dizzee
    12 years ago | pl

    Don't let the darkness control you, that is all.

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