Is it normal i shove bananas up my bottom

Hey guys
just wanted to get your opinion on something
i have this obsession where i go to the market, buy a bunch of bananas that are not ripe yet, so they are quite hard and green, and well long story short i cover them in ky jelly and insert them in my ass like a dildo

is this normal? your opinion is much appreciated

thanks :D

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53% Normal
Based on 17 votes (9 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde

    1. The top of the banana, if not cut off, could scratch the lining of your anus and cause eternal bleeding or an infection.

    2. You need to take an extra precaution and cut a flared base into the banana however, they might prove impossible. See, even if a banana is hard (suggestiveness not intended), if you cut into it the structure will be weakened. If you circumcise it the fruit's natural sugars/lubrication will cause the fruit to be assimilated easier up your anus. Anything that's put into the ass ABSOLUTELY MUST HAVE a flared base. Many people people have gotten things stuck up there because the sphincter muscles sucked the object up and they had to go to the hospital where they HAD to tell the doctor how and why they got that said object up there. Do you want to have to do that?

    3. If you are going to use produce, get 100% organic if you can. No one used to be exposing such sensitive areas to pesticides and genetic engineering.

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  • rogerpossum1

    cheers for the info guys... always wondered why i secreted blood from my anus when going to the toilet, probably from the brown pointy bit at the end of the banana,
    will defs be cutting them off and using a condom from now on! :)

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  • dirtybirdy

    Try plantains.

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  • anant_69

    I've tried it once... covered with a condom...lol.. I generally use a hair brush...;-)

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  • quentari

    not the safest dildo. That brown sharp stuff at the ends would hurt, not to mention diseases and crap. Put a condom over it at least.

    Oh and there's harder fruits/veggies you know. Also dildos.

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