Is it normal i pooped in... (not trolling)

Me and my friend Andy was at this gay dudes house named Mark. He had two girls over that we liked. We both had sex with the girls and then Mark said we have to leave. We were mad because he said at first we could spend the night. We were drunk and he said his dad was coming home. So when mark wasn't looking we started pissing in random places everytime we had to go. We pissed in the dish washer, dryer, dogs water bowl, his dads pillow, dads closet, random closets, we pissed up his house over the course of an hour.

The whole night Mark was drinking from an orange juice jug and was not letting us have any. He said "this is the expensive orange juice, no". So we decided for the grand finale we would poop in the orange juice jug. Andy took the jug into the bathroom and managed to get a little turd in it. We quickly put the orange juice back in the fridge and acted normal. About 5 minutes later Mark walks in the room with the orange juice. And he took a big swig infront of us. Me and Andy looked at each other and then Mark. Mark did not notice the piece of poo at the bottom of his orange juice jug. You could see the turd nugget every now and then hit the side of the jug. We got out of there before he noticed and could call the police.

This is not a troll and honestly this was the happiest moment of my life. As bad as it is even now 12 years later when I think about it I start laughing so hard.

Is it normal?

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Based on 15 votes (4 yes)
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  • LOL weirdguyfrom..

    What we do for fun! specially when we are young.

    That sounds like a song to me.

    Ohhh when we were young
    the things we did for fun.
    Whats that in the juice
    it come from my bum.
    Hurry up and run
    here the gay man come.
    Pissed on his wall
    run run y'all...

    Ohh when we were young
    you drank the juice so dumb
    rumty tum dum
    here the gay man come.

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

      Ive been found out

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      • litelander8

        I didn't want to call you out. Thanks, Stain.

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        • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

          Sometimes u have to poo in some orange juice bro. You dont want to let ppl push u around.

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          • litelander8

            If you're sleeping well, I will not argue. Hahha. How someone managed a terd into a juice jug is beyond me. Wouldn't the kid the have a little hint of bung?

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    • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth

      Ahagagahahhaha jsksbdksj

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  • ThirdTesticle

    So what I do stuff like this all the time

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  • SmokeEverything

    That's hilarious

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  • Btw we were only 16

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