Is it normal i'm not interested in intamicy

If you wait till 40 and are still a virgin you'll unlock a key to the underground bottomless pit where the blacks will seek for you and throne you as a king.

Dude, I'm the Dude that made the post abooot being maried to porn, so I get were your coming from, however before you live the dream life of living alone and masturbating you've got to try real pussy first.

Step 1. Find a hooker, the nice kind not a desperate junkie.
Step 2. Tell her your a virgin (she'll be able to tell any way).
Step 3. She should let you boink her 'O' naturaaaal (no condom, trust me it feels way better)
Step 4. When finished ask her to cuddle you, stroke your hair and call you Baby Bear (don't ask why, just do it).
Step 5. Go get your favourite junk food.
Step 6. Go home and drink a 5th of Vodka.

I am a 56 yr male old virgin and relish my virginity I masturbate once or twice a week I agree with you entirely.

I've been torturing my potatoes for years

I like potatoes.