a) I spend around £10pm on this plan. Its because of the stipulation that it ends when i turn 40 is the whole reason it is so ridiculously cheap. I dont even notice it.
b) Not suicidal, i am fully aware of the contract that i signed.
c) Good for him Ill be dead and therefore I hope he has a great time whatever the hell he does with all that cash monies.
d) No, that little bastard can figure things out himself. He will be a grown man. If he cannot figure shit out then he will need to figure out a way. He wont benefit from me holding his dick. Failure is its own reward. Builds character. Unless it kills you of course.
e) See D
f) Hey im supporting independent enterprises. Do more to support your local businesses. Im paying hookers so they can feed their kids. Im a actually such a good person if you look at it from a blind perspective. Just turns out that they suck my dick while im counting up the money is all.
Hmmmm. Big dick has little dick. The dicks fuck everybody. In the end, everyone eats shit and dies. I like your style; the plan may be smarter than voluntary misery from abstinence of all pleasure.
IIN I kinda need to die before 40 so my son can get paid
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a) I spend around £10pm on this plan. Its because of the stipulation that it ends when i turn 40 is the whole reason it is so ridiculously cheap. I dont even notice it.
b) Not suicidal, i am fully aware of the contract that i signed.
c) Good for him Ill be dead and therefore I hope he has a great time whatever the hell he does with all that cash monies.
d) No, that little bastard can figure things out himself. He will be a grown man. If he cannot figure shit out then he will need to figure out a way. He wont benefit from me holding his dick. Failure is its own reward. Builds character. Unless it kills you of course.
e) See D
f) Hey im supporting independent enterprises. Do more to support your local businesses. Im paying hookers so they can feed their kids. Im a actually such a good person if you look at it from a blind perspective. Just turns out that they suck my dick while im counting up the money is all.
Gonna get me some of those ham sandwiches.
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Hmmmm. Big dick has little dick. The dicks fuck everybody. In the end, everyone eats shit and dies. I like your style; the plan may be smarter than voluntary misery from abstinence of all pleasure.
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Thank you good Sir. Now...
Cocaine and strippers all round!
*Crowd cheers*
A million times out of ten, hookers don’t have children.
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.. Wait what?
So, what about all those single stripper moms? I mean its a pretty common stereotype.