IIN I kinda need to die before 40 so my son can get paid

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  • Just to state, suicide was never an option. I am fully aware of what is stipulated in the contract I signed. Thank you for the ideas though. I love the one with the car head on collision!

    Sounds epic.

    Nah im going to die from something like alcohol poisoning or some shit like that.

    Oh and my insurance covers murder.. Soooo..

    Walk up to a bunch of black london gang members.. Say "Sup" then throw a handful of cum in their faces..

    Problem Solved

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    • If you're going that route, maybe you can kill two birds with one stone: if there's some asshole you really hate, figure out how to provoke him into a murderous rage in such a way that it's certain he'll be convicted of the crime.

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      • I like your style, but i don't have enemies. Anymore anyways.

        But great thought still! Ill keep this in mind.

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